new word, part 1
crabeable
adjective
1. Able to be like a crab.
2. A suitable environment for crabs.
my new internet girlfriend

this is geraldine. she likes swimming in pools, playing advanced dungeons and dragons (2nd edition only), and is a neurobiologist (hobby). she has loads of money and uses said money for buying and collecting mints.
your comic, my comic

- your comic, my comic
garbage picker
she picked chicken fingers out of the garbage and ate them.
OMG
I just took a message from canada’s most famous personality of television.
McSweeny’s list
“New Texting Acronyms
for the Elderly.
BY TOMINDA ADKINS
- – - -
BIMD: Back in my day
ROFLACGU: Rolling on the floor laughing and can’t get up
ML2N?: Matlock tonight?
OMGWTF: Oh my. Gee whiz. Tutti-frutti.
MBDC: My bad. Damn cataracts.
WIOLATS: Wore it out like a turn signal.
GTALNINFTCW: Gee, thanks a lot, now I’ll never finish that crossword. “mcsweeneys.net
accidental find
i found this while looking for a post office image.

original: http://www.boxturtlebulletin.com/2008/01/13/1273
new post
sad to see you go. good times.
AT-AT Surprise
By Garrett Wiwcharuk





