my new internet girlfriend
this is geraldine. she likes swimming in pools, playing advanced dungeons and dragons (2nd edition only), and is a neurobiologist (hobby). she has loads of money and uses said money for buying and collecting mints.
– June 15, 2009
McSweeny’s list
“New Texting Acronyms
for the Elderly.
BY TOMINDA ADKINS
- – - -
BIMD: Back in my day
ROFLACGU: Rolling on the floor laughing and can’t get up
ML2N?: Matlock tonight?
OMGWTF: Oh my. Gee whiz. Tutti-frutti.
MBDC: My bad. Damn cataracts.
WIOLATS: Wore it out like a turn signal.
GTALNINFTCW: Gee, thanks a lot, now I’ll never finish that crossword. “mcsweeneys.net
– September 29, 2008
cool thing
– August 17, 2008
accidental find
i found this while looking for a post office image.
original: http://www.boxturtlebulletin.com/2008/01/13/1273
– July 29, 2008
white ninja to the max
my art was featured on white ninja comics‘ fan art section today.
check it out here.
– September 5, 2007
days of yore
used to be you could go down the street and just lean back ‘gainst a fence. now you’re lucky if ya got a two-buck coin in your pocket. could be worse, says some, could be nuthin’ but fences just blockin’ us all in. now, i like to take the view that what you got and what you ain’t got and ain’t never gonna have is gonna be all you ever gonna be entitled to get a hold of in the premiere instance.
– September 4, 2007
proud owner
you are looking at the proud owner of a new domain name. an official announcement will follow.
-ryan
– August 17, 2007
the new style
hello. most of you know me by now. if you are looking for harry potter tabs, they are still here.
thanks for listening,
ryan
– August 16, 2007
