“New Texting Acronyms
for the Elderly.

BY TOMINDA ADKINS

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BIMD: Back in my day

ROFLACGU: Rolling on the floor laughing and can’t get up

ML2N?: Matlock tonight?

OMGWTF: Oh my. Gee whiz. Tutti-frutti.

MBDC: My bad. Damn cataracts.

WIOLATS: Wore it out like a turn signal.

GTALNINFTCW: Gee, thanks a lot, now I’ll never finish that crossword. “mcsweeneys.net